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      <title> Guns don't kill people. Chuck Norris kills People.</title>	  
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      <title> There is no theory of evolution. Just a list of animals Chuck Norris allows to live.</title>	  
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      <description> There is no theory of evolution. Just a list of animals Chuck Norris allows to live.</description>
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      <title> Chuck Norris does not sleep. He waits.</title>	  
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      <description> Chuck Norris does not sleep. He waits.</description>
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      <title> The chief export of Chuck Norris is Pain.</title>	  
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      <title> There is no chin under Chuck Norris' Beard. There is only another fist.</title>	  
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      <description> There is no chin under Chuck Norris' Beard. There is only another fist.</description>
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      <title> Chuck Norris has two speeds. Walk, and Kill.</title>	  
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      <description> Chuck Norris has two speeds. Walk, and Kill.</description>
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      <title> The leading causes of death in the United States are: 1. Heart Disease 2. Chuck Norris 3. Cancer</title>	  
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      <description> The leading causes of death in the United States are: 1. Heart Disease 2. Chuck Norris 3. Cancer</description>
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      <title> Chuck Norris drives an ice cream truck covered in human skulls.</title>	  
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      <title> Chuck Norris is my Homeboy.</title>	  
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      <description> Chuck Norris is my Homeboy.</description>
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      <title> Chuck Norris doesn't go hunting.... CHUCK NORRIS GOES KILLING</title>	  
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      <description> Chuck Norris doesn't go hunting.... CHUCK NORRIS GOES KILLING</description>
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      <title>If you have five dollars and Chuck Norris has five dollars, Chuck Norris has more money than you.</title>	  
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      <description>If you have five dollars and Chuck Norris has five dollars, Chuck Norris has more money than you.</description>
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      <title>There is no 'ctrl' button on Chuck Norris's computer. Chuck Norris is always in control.</title>	  
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      <description>There is no 'ctrl' button on Chuck Norris's computer. Chuck Norris is always in control.</description>
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      <title>Apple pays Chuck Norris 99 cents every time he listens to a song.</title>	  
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      <description>Apple pays Chuck Norris 99 cents every time he listens to a song.</description>
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      <title>Chuck Norris can sneeze with his eyes open.</title>	  
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      <title>Chuck Norris can eat just one Lay's potato chip.</title>	  
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      <description>Chuck Norris can eat just one Lay's potato chip.</description>
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      <title>Chuck Norris is suing Myspace for taking the name of what he calls everything around you.</title>	  
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      <description>Chuck Norris is suing Myspace for taking the name of what he calls everything around you.</description>
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      <title>Chuck Norris destroyed the periodic table, because he only recognizes the element of surprise.</title>	  
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      <description>Chuck Norris destroyed the periodic table, because he only recognizes the element of surprise.</description>
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      <title>Chuck Norris can kill two stones with one bird.</title>	  
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      <title>When Chuck Norris calls 1-900 numbers, he doesnt get charged. He holds up the phone and money falls out.</title>	  
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      <description>When Chuck Norris calls 1-900 numbers, he doesnt get charged. He holds up the phone and money falls out.</description>
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      <title>Chuck Norris once ate a whole cake before his friends could tell him there was a stripper in it.</title>	  
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      <description>Chuck Norris once ate a whole cake before his friends could tell him there was a stripper in it.</description>
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      <title>Some people like to eat frogs' legs. Chuck Norris likes to eat lizard legs. Hence, snakes.</title>	  
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      <description>Some people like to eat frogs' legs. Chuck Norris likes to eat lizard legs. Hence, snakes.</description>
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      <title>There are no races, only countries of people Chuck Norris has beaten to different shades of black and blue.</title>	  
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      <description>There are no races, only countries of people Chuck Norris has beaten to different shades of black and blue.</description>
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      <title>When Chuck Norris was denied an Egg McMuffin at McDonald's because it was 10:35, he roundhouse kicked the store so hard it became a Wendy's.</title>	  
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      <description>When Chuck Norris was denied an Egg McMuffin at McDonald's because it was 10:35, he roundhouse kicked the store so hard it became a Wendy's.</description>
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      <title>Chuck Norris can't finish a "color by numbers" because his markers are filled with the blood of his victims. Unfortunately, all blood is dark red.</title>	  
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      <description>Chuck Norris can't finish a "color by numbers" because his markers are filled with the blood of his victims. Unfortunately, all blood is dark red.</description>
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      <title>A Chuck Norris-delivered Roundhouse Kick is the preferred method of execution in 16 states.</title>	  
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      <description>A Chuck Norris-delivered Roundhouse Kick is the preferred method of execution in 16 states.</description>
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      <title>Chuck Norris’ house has no doors, only walls that he walks through. </title>	  
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      <description>Chuck Norris’ house has no doors, only walls that he walks through. </description>
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      <title>How much wood would a woodchuck chuck if a woodchuck could Chuck Norris? ...All of it.</title>	  
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      <description>How much wood would a woodchuck chuck if a woodchuck could Chuck Norris? ...All of it.</description>
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      <title>Chuck Norris doesn't actually write books, the words assemble themselves out of fear.</title>	  
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      <description>Chuck Norris doesn't actually write books, the words assemble themselves out of fear.</description>
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      <title>Chuck Norris CAN believe it's not butter.</title>	  
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      <description>Chuck Norris CAN believe it's not butter.</description>
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      <title>Some kids piss their name in the snow. Chuck Norris can piss his name into concrete.</title>	  
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      <description>Some kids piss their name in the snow. Chuck Norris can piss his name into concrete.</description>
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      <title>Chuck Norris secretly sleeps with every woman in the world once a month. They bleed for a week as a result.</title>	  
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      <description>Chuck Norris secretly sleeps with every woman in the world once a month. They bleed for a week as a result.</description>
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      <title>Chuck Norris sleeps with a night light. Not because Chuck Norris is afraid of the dark, but the dark is afraid of Chuck Norris</title>	  
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      <description>Chuck Norris sleeps with a night light. Not because Chuck Norris is afraid of the dark, but the dark is afraid of Chuck Norris</description>
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      <title>Death once had a near-Chuck-Norris experience.</title>	  
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      <title>Chuck Norris can kill two stones with one bird.</title>	  
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      <title>Chuck Norris only needs one hand to clap it</title>	  
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      <title>Chuck Norris once shot a 14 on an 18 hole golf course, beating his personal best by 2 strokes.</title>	  
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      <title>Chuck Norris doesn't play "hide-and-seek." He plays "hide-and-pray-I-don't-find-you."</title>	  
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      <description>Chuck Norris doesn't play "hide-and-seek." He plays "hide-and-pray-I-don't-find-you."</description>
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      <title>Chuck Norris can strangle you with a cordless phone.</title>	  
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      <title>Once a cobra bit Chuck Norris' leg. After five days of excruciating pain, the cobra died.</title>	  
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      <title>Chuck Norris once visited the Virgin Islands. They are now The Islands.</title>	  
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      <title>There's no life elsewhere than on Earth. No one can live without Chuck Norris giving him the opportunity.</title>	  
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      <description>There's no life elsewhere than on Earth. No one can live without Chuck Norris giving him the opportunity.</description>
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      <title>Noah was the only man notified before Chuck Norris relieved himself in the Atlantic Ocean</title>	  
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      <description>Noah was the only man notified before Chuck Norris relieved himself in the Atlantic Ocean</description>
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      <title>Chuck Norris sent is first email before the computer being invented.</title>	  
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      <title>The leading causes of death in the United States are: 1. Heart Disease 2. Chuck Norris 3. Cancer</title>	  
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      <description>The leading causes of death in the United States are: 1. Heart Disease 2. Chuck Norris 3. Cancer</description>
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      <title>Chuck Norris doesn't read books. He stares them down until he gets the information he wants.</title>	  
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      <title>Superman owns a pair of Chuck Norris pajamas.</title>	  
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      <title>Chuck Norris can speak braille.</title>	  
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      <title>When God said, "Let there be light", Chuck Norris said, "say please."</title>	  
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      <description>When God said, "Let there be light", Chuck Norris said, "say please."</description>
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      <title>Chuck Norris is the only person that can punch a cyclops between the eye.</title>	  
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      <description>Chuck Norris is the only person that can punch a cyclops between the eye.</description>
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      <title>Giraffes were created when Chuck Norris uppercutted a horse.</title>	  
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      <title>Chuck Norris’ house has no doors, only walls that he walks through.</title>	  
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      <title>A Chuck Norris-delivered Roundhouse Kick is the preferred method of execution in 16 states.</title>	  
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      <title>In a fight between Batman and Darth Vader, the winner would be Chuck Norris.</title>	  
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      <title>Chuck Norris eats steak for every single meal. Most times he forgets to kill the cow.</title>	  
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      <title>It takes Chuck Norris 20 minutes to watch 60 Minutes.</title>	  
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      <title>A special one today: Apple pays Chuck Norris 99 cents every time he listens to a song.</title>	  
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      <description>A special one today: Apple pays Chuck Norris 99 cents every time he listens to a song.</description>
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      <title>If you have five dollars and Chuck Norris has five dollars, Chuck Norris has more money than you.</title>	  
      <link>http://www.chucknorrisfacts.eu/en-index.php?seite=next&amp;nr=57</link>
      <description>If you have five dollars and Chuck Norris has five dollars, Chuck Norris has more money than you.</description>
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      <title>Everything King Midas touches turnes to gold. Everything Chuck Norris touches turns up dead.</title>	  
      <link>http://www.chucknorrisfacts.eu/en-index.php?seite=next&amp;nr=58</link>
      <description>Everything King Midas touches turnes to gold. Everything Chuck Norris touches turns up dead.</description>
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      <title>Chuck Norris is the only man who has, literally, beaten the odds. With his fists.</title>	  
      <link>http://www.chucknorrisfacts.eu/en-index.php?seite=next&amp;nr=59</link>
      <description>Chuck Norris is the only man who has, literally, beaten the odds. With his fists.</description>
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      <title>Chuck Norris is not Politically Correct. He is just Correct. Always.</title>	  
      <link>http://www.chucknorrisfacts.eu/en-index.php?seite=next&amp;nr=60</link>
      <description>Chuck Norris is not Politically Correct. He is just Correct. Always.</description>
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      <title>Chuck Norris eats steak for every single meal. Most times he forgets to kill the cow.</title>	  
      <link>http://www.chucknorrisfacts.eu/en-index.php?seite=next&amp;nr=61</link>
      <description>Chuck Norris eats steak for every single meal. Most times he forgets to kill the cow.</description>
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      <title>Chuck Norris has two speeds: walk and kill.</title>	  
      <link>http://www.chucknorrisfacts.eu/en-index.php?seite=next&amp;nr=62</link>
      <description>Chuck Norris has two speeds: walk and kill.</description>
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      <title>When Chuck Norris goes to donate blood, he declines the syringe, and instead requests a hand gun and a bucket.</title>	  
      <link>http://www.chucknorrisfacts.eu/en-index.php?seite=next&amp;nr=63</link>
      <description>When Chuck Norris goes to donate blood, he declines the syringe, and instead requests a hand gun and a bucket.</description>
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      <title>When Chuck Norris runs with scissors, other people get hurt.</title>	  
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      <description>When Chuck Norris runs with scissors, other people get hurt.</description>
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      <title>Chuck Norris invented cancer because he was tired of killing people</title>	  
      <link>http://www.chucknorrisfacts.eu/en-index.php?seite=next&amp;nr=65</link>
      <description>Chuck Norris invented cancer because he was tired of killing people</description>
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      <title>Chuck Norris doesnt wear a watch, he decides what time it is.</title>	  
      <link>http://www.chucknorrisfacts.eu/en-index.php?seite=next&amp;nr=66</link>
      <description>Chuck Norris doesnt wear a watch, he decides what time it is.</description>
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      <title>In a fight between Batman and Darth Vader, the winner would be Chuck Norris.</title>	  
      <link>http://www.chucknorrisfacts.eu/en-index.php?seite=next&amp;nr=67</link>
      <description>In a fight between Batman and Darth Vader, the winner would be Chuck Norris.</description>
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      <title>Chuck Norris can judge a book by its cover.</title>	  
      <link>http://www.chucknorrisfacts.eu/en-index.php?seite=next&amp;nr=68</link>
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      <title>MacGyver can build an airplane out of gum and paper clips, but Chuck Norris can roundhouse-kick his head through a wall and take it.</title>	  
      <link>http://www.chucknorrisfacts.eu/en-index.php?seite=next&amp;nr=69</link>
      <description>MacGyver can build an airplane out of gum and paper clips, but Chuck Norris can roundhouse-kick his head through a wall and take it.</description>
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      <title>Chuck Norris knows the last digit of pi.</title>	  
      <link>http://www.chucknorrisfacts.eu/en-index.php?seite=next&amp;nr=70</link>
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      <title>In an average living room there are 1,242 objects Chuck Norris could use to kill you, including the room itself.</title>	  
      <link>http://www.chucknorrisfacts.eu/en-index.php?seite=next&amp;nr=71</link>
      <description>In an average living room there are 1,242 objects Chuck Norris could use to kill you, including the room itself.</description>
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      <title>Chuck Norris does not own a stove, oven, or microwave , because revenge is a dish best served cold.</title>	  
      <link>http://www.chucknorrisfacts.eu/en-index.php?seite=next&amp;nr=72</link>
      <description>Chuck Norris does not own a stove, oven, or microwave , because revenge is a dish best served cold.</description>
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      <title>Chuck Norris can slam a revolving door.</title>	  
      <link>http://www.chucknorrisfacts.eu/en-index.php?seite=next&amp;nr=73</link>
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      <title>It takes Chuck Norris 20 minutes to watch 60 Minutes.</title>	  
      <link>http://www.chucknorrisfacts.eu/en-index.php?seite=next&amp;nr=74</link>
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      <title>Chuck Norris has 12 moons. One of those moons is the Earth.</title>	  
      <link>http://www.chucknorrisfacts.eu/en-index.php?seite=next&amp;nr=75</link>
      <description>Chuck Norris has 12 moons. One of those moons is the Earth.</description>
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      <title>Chuck Norris can make a paraplegic run for his life.</title>	  
      <link>http://www.chucknorrisfacts.eu/en-index.php?seite=next&amp;nr=76</link>
      <description>Chuck Norris can make a paraplegic run for his life.</description>
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      <title>Death once had a near-Chuck-Norris experience.</title>	  
      <link>http://www.chucknorrisfacts.eu/en-index.php?seite=next&amp;nr=77</link>
      <description>Death once had a near-Chuck-Norris experience.</description>
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      <title>Chuck Norris once visited the Virgin Islands. They are now The Islands.</title>	  
      <link>http://www.chucknorrisfacts.eu/en-index.php?seite=next&amp;nr=78</link>
      <description>Chuck Norris once visited the Virgin Islands. They are now The Islands.</description>
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      <title>If Chuck Norris is late, time should better slow down.</title>	  
      <link>http://www.chucknorrisfacts.eu/en-index.php?seite=next&amp;nr=79</link>
      <description>If Chuck Norris is late, time should better slow down.</description>
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      <title>When Chuck Norris had surgery, the anesthesia was applied to the doctors.</title>	  
      <link>http://www.chucknorrisfacts.eu/en-index.php?seite=next&amp;nr=80</link>
      <description>When Chuck Norris had surgery, the anesthesia was applied to the doctors.</description>
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      <title>China was once bordering the United States, until Chuck Norris roundhouse kicked it all the way through the Earth.</title>	  
      <link>http://www.chucknorrisfacts.eu/en-index.php?seite=next&amp;nr=81</link>
      <description>China was once bordering the United States, until Chuck Norris roundhouse kicked it all the way through the Earth.</description>
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      <title>The Bible was originally titled "Chuck Norris and Friends"</title>	  
      <link>http://www.chucknorrisfacts.eu/en-index.php?seite=next&amp;nr=82</link>
      <description>The Bible was originally titled "Chuck Norris and Friends"</description>
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      <title>Chuck Norris cannot love, he can only not kill.</title>	  
      <link>http://www.chucknorrisfacts.eu/en-index.php?seite=next&amp;nr=83</link>
      <description>Chuck Norris cannot love, he can only not kill.</description>
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      <title>Google won't search for Chuck Norris because it knows you don't find Chuck Norris, he finds you.</title>	  
      <link>http://www.chucknorrisfacts.eu/en-index.php?seite=next&amp;nr=84</link>
      <description>Google won't search for Chuck Norris because it knows you don't find Chuck Norris, he finds you.</description>
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      <title>Chuck Norris Invented the QWERTY. All the other letters got kicked.</title>	  
      <link>http://www.chucknorrisfacts.eu/en-index.php?seite=next&amp;nr=85</link>
      <description>Chuck Norris Invented the QWERTY. All the other letters got kicked.</description>
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      <title>When you say "no one's perfect", Chuck Norris takes this as a personal insult.</title>	  
      <link>http://www.chucknorrisfacts.eu/en-index.php?seite=next&amp;nr=86</link>
      <description>When you say "no one's perfect", Chuck Norris takes this as a personal insult.</description>
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      <title>If you spell Chuck Norris in Scrabble, you win. Forever.</title>	  
      <link>http://www.chucknorrisfacts.eu/en-index.php?seite=next&amp;nr=87</link>
      <description>If you spell Chuck Norris in Scrabble, you win. Forever.</description>
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      <title>Chuck Norris is the only man to ever defeat a brick wall in a game of tennis.</title>	  
      <link>http://www.chucknorrisfacts.eu/en-index.php?seite=next&amp;nr=88</link>
      <description>Chuck Norris is the only man to ever defeat a brick wall in a game of tennis.</description>
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      <title>Chuck Norris computer's actually runs Windows 2018.</title>	  
      <link>http://www.chucknorrisfacts.eu/en-index.php?seite=next&amp;nr=89</link>
      <description>Chuck Norris computer's actually runs Windows 2018.</description>
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      <title>Chuck Norris’ house has no doors, only walls that he walks through.</title>	  
      <link>http://www.chucknorrisfacts.eu/en-index.php?seite=next&amp;nr=90</link>
      <description>Chuck Norris’ house has no doors, only walls that he walks through.</description>
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      <title>Chuck Norris doesn't sleep, he waits</title>	  
      <link>http://www.chucknorrisfacts.eu/en-index.php?seite=next&amp;nr=91</link>
      <description>Chuck Norris doesn't sleep, he waits</description>
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      <title>Chuck Norris got his drivers license at the age of 16. Seconds.</title>	  
      <link>http://www.chucknorrisfacts.eu/en-index.php?seite=next&amp;nr=92</link>
      <description>Chuck Norris got his drivers license at the age of 16. Seconds.</description>
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      <title>It is scientifically impossible for Chuck Norris to have had a mortal father. He went back in time and fathered himself.</title>	  
      <link>http://www.chucknorrisfacts.eu/en-index.php?seite=next&amp;nr=93</link>
      <description>It is scientifically impossible for Chuck Norris to have had a mortal father. He went back in time and fathered himself.</description>
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      <title>Behind every successful man, there is a woman. Behind every dead man, there is Chuck Norris.</title>	  
      <link>http://www.chucknorrisfacts.eu/en-index.php?seite=next&amp;nr=94</link>
      <description>Behind every successful man, there is a woman. Behind every dead man, there is Chuck Norris.</description>
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      <title>Chuck Norris is so fast, he can run around the world and punch himself in the back of the head.</title>	  
      <link>http://www.chucknorrisfacts.eu/en-index.php?seite=next&amp;nr=95</link>
      <description>Chuck Norris is so fast, he can run around the world and punch himself in the back of the head.</description>
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      <title>Tom Clancy has to pay royalties to Chuck Norris because "The Sum of All Fears" is the name of Chuck Norris' autobiography.</title>	  
      <link>http://www.chucknorrisfacts.eu/en-index.php?seite=next&amp;nr=96</link>
      <description>Tom Clancy has to pay royalties to Chuck Norris because "The Sum of All Fears" is the name of Chuck Norris' autobiography.</description>
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      <title>For Chuck Norris, each testicle is larger than the other one.</title>	  
      <link>http://www.chucknorrisfacts.eu/en-index.php?seite=next&amp;nr=97</link>
      <description>For Chuck Norris, each testicle is larger than the other one.</description>
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      <title>The quickest way to a man's heart is with Chuck Norris' fist.</title>	  
      <link>http://www.chucknorrisfacts.eu/en-index.php?seite=next&amp;nr=98</link>
      <description>The quickest way to a man's heart is with Chuck Norris' fist.</description>
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      <title>Chuck Norris can divide by zero.</title>	  
      <link>http://www.chucknorrisfacts.eu/en-index.php?seite=next&amp;nr=99</link>
      <description>Chuck Norris can divide by zero.</description>
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      <title>Chuck Norris does not hunt because the word hunting implies the probability of failure. Chuck Norris goes killing.</title>	  
      <link>http://www.chucknorrisfacts.eu/en-index.php?seite=next&amp;nr=100</link>
      <description>Chuck Norris does not hunt because the word hunting implies the probability of failure. Chuck Norris goes killing.</description>
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      <title>Chuck Norris is so fast, he can run around the world and punch himself in the back of the head.</title>	  
      <link>http://www.chucknorrisfacts.eu/en-index.php?seite=next&amp;nr=101</link>
      <description>Chuck Norris is so fast, he can run around the world and punch himself in the back of the head.</description>
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      <title>Chuck Norris doesn’t wear a watch, HE decides what time it is.</title>	  
      <link>http://www.chucknorrisfacts.eu/en-index.php?seite=next&amp;nr=102</link>
      <description>Chuck Norris doesn’t wear a watch, HE decides what time it is.</description>
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      <title>When Chuck Norris does division, there are no remainders.</title>	  
      <link>http://www.chucknorrisfacts.eu/en-index.php?seite=next&amp;nr=103</link>
      <description>When Chuck Norris does division, there are no remainders.</description>
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      <title>The Great Wall of China was originally created to keep Chuck Norris out. It failed misserably.</title>	  
      <link>http://www.chucknorrisfacts.eu/en-index.php?seite=next&amp;nr=104</link>
      <description>The Great Wall of China was originally created to keep Chuck Norris out. It failed misserably.</description>
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      <title>Chuck Norris has already been to Mars; that's why there are no signs of life there.</title>	  
      <link>http://www.chucknorrisfacts.eu/en-index.php?seite=next&amp;nr=105</link>
      <description>Chuck Norris has already been to Mars; that's why there are no signs of life there.</description>
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      <title>Chuck Norris can slam a revolving door.</title>	  
      <link>http://www.chucknorrisfacts.eu/en-index.php?seite=next&amp;nr=106</link>
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      <title>When Chuck Norris falls in water, Chuck Norris doesn't get wet. Water gets Chuck Norris.</title>	  
      <link>http://www.chucknorrisfacts.eu/en-index.php?seite=next&amp;nr=107</link>
      <description>When Chuck Norris falls in water, Chuck Norris doesn't get wet. Water gets Chuck Norris.</description>
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      <title>Chuck Norris is suing Myspace for taking the name of what he calls everything around you.</title>	  
      <link>http://www.chucknorrisfacts.eu/en-index.php?seite=next&amp;nr=108</link>
      <description>Chuck Norris is suing Myspace for taking the name of what he calls everything around you.</description>
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      <title>There is no 'ctrl' button on Chuck Norris's computer. Chuck Norris is always in control.</title>	  
      <link>http://www.chucknorrisfacts.eu/en-index.php?seite=next&amp;nr=109</link>
      <description>There is no 'ctrl' button on Chuck Norris's computer. Chuck Norris is always in control.</description>
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